10 Ways to Annoy Department Store Staff

1. Make out with the mannequins.

2. Ask them if they carry Calvin Klein for dogs.

3. Ask them if you can use their phone for your one phone call.

4. Hack into the security system and make the alarms blare every 5 minutes.

5. Cut off all the tags.

6. Come in with a scissors and loudly say that there are going to be some major changes around here.

7. Complain to the staff that there should be a nudist section.

8. Keep attempting to try on the smallest sized shirt and whine about how nothing there fits you.

9. Dress up all the mannequins like protestors protesting the high cost of clothing at the store.

10. Dress up like a cashier and pretend to be a raging insane maniac.